Candy: A List

We had a poor turn-out this year for Halloween, which means we have left-over candy, which means I’ve been eating left-over candy. Here are the best name-brand candies out there. You may have your own, different list, but it’s wrong. ๐Ÿ˜‰

1. Reece’s Pieces/Peanut M&Ms (tied)

2. Twix

3. Watchamacallit

4. Snickers (the almond variety is why my childhood favorite, Mars, is no longer on this list)

5. Krackle (settle for Nestle Crunch only if you don’t love life)


4 responses to “Candy: A List”

  1. LurkerWithout Avatar
    LurkerWithout

    Peanutbutter M&Ms are the best. This is a science FACT. At least it was until Candy Sciencologists combined the Nestle Crunch with the Girl Scout's Thin Mint. Creating the all new GREATEST CANDY IN ALL THE 'VERSE!

  2. Joseph L. Selby Avatar
    Joseph L. Selby

    After the failures that are peanut butter Twix and peanut bitter Snickers, I never tried the M&Ms. I assumed they'd suck.

    And wouldn't Nestle Crunch thin mints technically be a cookie? Otherwise any chocolate-covered cookie could claim the same.

  3. Elizabeth Poole Avatar
    Elizabeth Poole

    You, good sir, are wrong.

    Reese's Pieces are gross. I love peanut butter, but no. Gross. I don't care what ET says.

    And no, Krackle isn't better than Crunch. The chocolate tastes subpar.

    You get bonus points for mentioning Watchamacallits. I love those things.

    We have no arguments about Snickers and Twix. I would add Milky Way Midnights to the list. Mmmm candy…

  4. Joseph L. Selby Avatar
    Joseph L. Selby

    Your heresy will guarantee your place in the cleansing fire when the revolution comes. To profane both Reece's Pieces and Krackle is to damn oneself.

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