Have Fun Storming the Castle

Current, non-syndicated television runs in 30 or 60 minute time slots. Of those slots, the actual program will run 20-22 minutes or 42-44 minutes respectively. Its this constraint that allows a writer–if he or she so wishes to apply herself–to know the plot, the outcome, and the bad guy (if you’re watching one of the myriad procedural dramas currently on television) long before the show reaches the reveal. Often, you can know all of it within the first few minutes.

Why does the timing make a difference? Because of the other rules. You cannot have a reveal with something that hasn’t already been introduced in the episode. The doorman can’t have killed the young starlet if he hasn’t already had some speaking lines. The audience is given the chance to figure it out. And since we write for a living, that means we balance all the other demands of story in our heads, pacing, motivation, the twist, etc.

One would think that being able to figure out a television show so early in the program would defeat the fun. And if a show is done poorly, it absolutely does. But, I am not a book snob. I like television and movies and theatre. I like visual storytelling as much as (more than?) written storytelling. I don’t just have a creative writing degree. I have a playwriting degree as well.

The reason this comes to mind at the moment is because I just finished watching the season 3 opener for “Castle.” Like so many of its audience, I came to the show for Nathan Fillion being nothing short of a “Firefly” fanatic. The chemistry between all the leads is what brings me back, the witty yet warm voice the show has crafted for itself. The first fifteen seconds of the season opener made me shout GOO! when it cut to black. Of course, I already knew the twist and knowing the twist made me know the whodunnit when introduced. But who cares? When a show can make you shout GOO! it’s worth watching, even if you already know what’s going to happen.

I keep a list of recommendations on my website that includes TV shows I watch (or did watch when they were on, *sniff* I miss you Firefly *sniff*…okay, I didn’t see that until it was on DVD, which is good because I got to watch it in order). I’ve been debating updating that list to make it more current.

Last season’s offering of NCIS was dismal, the worst of the series run, and I don’t know if I can bring myself to go back. I’ll give it a shot with the season opener, but I’m not holding my breath (forgive me, Gibbs).

Chuck is luring me back with season 4 even though I skipped season 3.

With Numb3rs gone (it never recovered from constantly losing the female lead other than Navi Rawat [helllooooo nurse!]) and most of the other network fare looking lame or contrived (despite the various geek-themed shows which I suspect will come off condescending, though I admit to not having watched any of them).

I have increased my cable viewing now that they’re streaming or releasing on DVD. Stargate: Universe has hooked me hard where I was never interested in the previous two series.

Psych continues to please, though I wonder if it peaked in season 3.

Eureka is a pleasant new discovery, but I’ve burned through the first three seasons and now have to wait. *pout*

I had been watching Leverage, but they used the “jealous triangle” early in season 3 and I hate that plot line.

So, this is a healthy list, more TV than I’ve watched since I first returned to the small screen (I had given it up for four years but the ad for Numb3rs and the discovery of NCIS season 2 pulled me back in). My wife and I usually watch an episode to destress at the end of the day. Neither of us want television to consume our evenings from activities we find more rewarding.

But for all that, and for knowing the stories usually as soon as they start, these shows have established a voice or present their characters in such a way that I want to keep coming back regardless.

How about you? When you’re not reading or writing, what kind of stories do you fill your time with?

(Anyone that mentions reality TV gets slapped. We’re talking storycraft here, people!)

(As a note, I’ve decided to separate reality TV like any show with the name Jersey in it from the post-modern gameshow. I really enjoy the skill that goes into competitions like “So You Think You Can Dance.” If the hosts and the judges weren’t so obnoxious, I might watch.)


4 responses to “Have Fun Storming the Castle”

  1. Elizabeth Poole Avatar
    Elizabeth Poole

    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Castle is on the air again!

    Like you, I an not a huge TV watcher, but I do enjoy watching a few well written programs to unwind. I also think it's sometimes easier to analyze a TV show or movie than an entire book. Some aspects don't transfer, like a lot of what each medium does with POV, but most of it does.

    My parents just hooked me on two new shows, so now I am watching more shows religiously than I ever have. Between buying seasons on DVD so I can watch them at my leisure, and my parents DVR where I can just record a show live and watch it later, I am able to stay current with a few shows.

    USA actually ran a few "mini" seasons of shows over the summer that have now ended until January. I like two of them: Covert Affairs and White Collar. The writing and acting in both of them are very good. I think they are making excellent use of their less-than-prime time television budgets.

    I also enjoy Castle, Criminal Minds, Bones, Law and Order: SVU though I am not caught up on that one, and House, though I am two seasons behind that one as well.

    It's strange that I seem to prefer the well-written police procedural as a fantasy writer. There just aren't very many good fantasy/science fiction series out there. I haven't checked out Stargate yet, but my dad loves it so I am familiar with it. I think fantasy or science fiction series have an extra danger of getting too cheesy after a season or two. It's like the writers are constantly scrambling to come up with bigger and better stuff to throw at the viewer.

    Fringe was an X-File remake, imo, and the other paranormal shows, like The Ghost Whisperer and Supernatural, wind up being so hooky I grit my teeth.

    Oh, how I miss Firefly. *sniff*

  2. Joseph L. Selby Avatar
    Joseph L. Selby

    GAH! I lost that whole response. Damn you Firefox! Response to Liz, take 2.

    I had two roommates in college that made me watch Law & Order whenever it was on, which meant I saw it at least 13 times a week (I think we peaked at 21 times in one week). I'm happy never to watch Law & Order or any of its derivatives ever again. I've seen a few episodes of SVU and CI. I preferred the latter but even that couldn't hold my interest. (I also tried the CSIs when I first started watching TV again. Wow, how the hell did those shows become the most watched on television?)

    I watched Criminal Minds when it first started enjoyed it. Mandy Pitinkin's absence screwed up the chemistry. And it's not even like I can raise a fist at the network or show runners for losing him. He bailed. He's a flake that way, I hear.

    Bones I watch when I really want to watch something but nothing else is on. I have trouble digesting the cliche character types. Boreanaz's man's man gets trite real fast. I've known some man's men in my time and have always been unimpressed.

    I've only watch a few minutes of House. Isn't it just the same story over and over again?

    I always get Damien Lewis and Hugh Lauri confused. Damien Lewis (Band of Brothers, totally awesome) was in Life, which I had a great time with. I was disappointed it never caught on. The way they wrapped up the story when it was cancelled tied up all the loose ends, but just felt way too implausible. The first season was a lot of fun. If you ever get a chance to stream it and you like procedurals, give that one a chance.

    I've heard nothing but good things about White Collar, but then, I heard nothing but good things about Mad Men and I couldn't watch that series. It wasn't bad. It was just so dark that I got uncomfortable watching. It really stressed me out.

    Cable dramas are so hit and miss. I've been fortunate with shows like Psych that I don't want to risk other shows in fear of them sucking so hard that it just ruins the whole thing for me.

    I actually watched Ghost Whisperer for a time because it was on right before Numb3rs. When I realized just how much television I was watching, it was one of the shows that got the axe. It had some pretty interesting fantasy plot devices, though. More than I would have thought acceptable for a popular network program. I do love me some Supernatural. I haven't seen season 5 yet. I enjoyed the first four seasons. It's male TV. Don't watch that show if you want a strong female character. The only strong female characters are villains and even then, they're a tad one-dimensional. Lots of eye candy for women with the leads.

    Let us now mourn the absence of Firefly. Though if it were still on, it would have reached its fourth season and Joss would have screwed it up. Fourth seasons are his Achilles heel.

  3. Elizabeth Poole Avatar
    Elizabeth Poole

    My former roommate watched both Ghost Whisper and Supernatural in a marathon fashion. While I was trying to write right next to her. *rolls eyes* While there were some interesting bits in both shows, watching them back to back to back made me cringe. That makes more sense about Supernatural, now that you say it.

    I just couldn't relate to Dean and Sam, even though Sam was the "sensitive" ones. And ALL of the woman they were involved with where stupid bints or out to kill them. Apparently, in the Supernatural-verse, a intelligent woman is one who wants to kill them…*ponders*

    House IS the same episode over and over, but so are police procedurals, so I guess that's why it doesn't bother me. I just like watching House be an asshole to people, and they wind up thanking him in the end. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Law and Order: CI is swill, and I don't much care for the original series. I like SVU because of the characters, and how hard the job is on them. It's one of the reasons why I like Criminal Minds: I just love watching characters try to do a job that damages them in the process, but they still carry on.

    Mandy's absence on Criminal Minds screwed up the chemistry for me too, but I actually caught some of first and third season when I first started watching the show, so it wasn't as jarring to me with they replaced him. I much prefer Mandy over Joe whatshislastname, but at least they didn't try to make him another Gideon.

    The best part about Criminal Minds is they are brutal to their characters. They really don't pull any punches, something you don't see too often on TV. One of the characters was kidnapped and drugged, which led to a drug addiction that lasted for a season or so and another character was attacked by a serial killer, who later killed his wife. It was awesome. ๐Ÿ˜€

    And I HATE ALL of the CSIs with a passion that borders on violence. I just want to punch Horatio in the face. I don't like any of the characters and the science is so hooky.

    I did catch the first season of Life, and enjoyed it. It's a shame they canceled it. I haven't seen past the first season, but I hear people weren't happy with how they wrapped things up. I've caught a few episodes of Pysch and enjoyed them, I just don't watch it on a regular basis.

    I am not sure I know your taste in TV enough to say whether or not you'd like White Collar, but it does have a great cast of characters with fleshed out secondary characters. The only slight problem is like Life, there's an ongoing story arc that started from season one, that might spoil some of the fun of watching season three if that's where you start. But it's still pretty episodic, so you won't miss too much. I started in the middle of season two, so it wasn't that big of a deal.

    You're right. My friends and I mentioned that yesterday: if Firefly was still on the air, Whedon would have probably screwed it up by now. I guess we should be thankful it was canceled. At least the rest of the series will be awesome in our minds.

  4. Joseph L. Selby Avatar
    Joseph L. Selby

    When I decide to try out a new show, I check to see if it's streaming. If not, I add the first disc of the first season to my Netflix queue. Then I'll watch it all the way through the current season if I like it.

    Stargate Universe is my most recent good find. It's a lot like the new Battlestar Galactica. I think SGU is actually a better BSG than BSG itself!

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